Better than Plumbing

Better than Plumbing

Better than Plumbing

by Steve Napierski to Comics

This is a definitely a clever idea for other professions that Mario could of had wish would have made his life easier. Let’s see if we can think of any more.

If Mario would have been a banker, he would have had access large amounts of gold coins and in turn to an almost astronomical amount of extra lives. Besides that he probably could have used that money to bride or negotiate with Bowser for Princess Peaches released. Granted, none the the money that he had access to would actually be his. So I guess it would make him a villain too. Curse you Banker Mario.

Or he could have been a… Well… Damn! Thinking of these, without seeming repetitious, is actually harder than you might think. If you’ve got any other ideas for better professions Mario could have had, I’m all ears.


Discussion (6)¬

  1. llufetsat
    llufetsat says:
    December 28, 2013 at 5:40 pm #

    Mario was a carpenter in Donkey Kong.

  2. exa
    exa says:
    December 28, 2013 at 5:57 pm #
  3. LBD "Nytetrayn"
    LBD "Nytetrayn" says:
    December 29, 2013 at 2:55 am #

    @llufetsat Beat me to it. He also did the pilot thing in Super Mario Land.

  4. TheEverDrunk
    TheEverDrunk says:
    December 29, 2013 at 6:39 am #

    Bodybuilder, leaping vast distances crushing various baddies betwixt his glutes, benching yoshi to get a boost on speed and agility… We won’t even go into steroid abuse.

  5. ShinobiPhoenix
    ShinobiPhoenix says:
    December 29, 2013 at 9:12 am #

    Mario as a Politician, he would just invaded Bowser’s Domain to get the Princess Peach instead of putting himself in danger all the time.

    …or [insert Drone joke]

  6. Tatsurou
    Tatsurou says:
    December 29, 2013 at 3:09 pm #

    I want to play Ninja Mario.

    As for suggestions, what about actor Mario? Pretend to be a parakoopa, sneak into the castle, pretend to be Bowser, get the passwords out of the koopa kid, pretend to be the koopa kid, sneak into Bowser’s castle…