Attention, Everyone!

Attention, Everyone!

Attention, Everyone!

by Steve Napierski to Comics

I honestly wonder if any long-term relationship started out like this:

“Well Son… I was playing Call of Duty when I heard a female request support. So I asked her to show me her tits and we’ve been together ever since.”

Discussion (18)¬

  1. BigLord
    BigLord says:
    July 1, 2013 at 1:03 pm #

    I really, really, really, REALLY hope that this someday becomes so common that brats will no longer pay attention to girls playing online videogames. Then and only then will we be able to stop with this bullshit. :/

    • Celes
      Celes says:
      July 1, 2013 at 1:50 pm #

      +1
      But this applies to lots of bullshit that happens on- and offline, basically because of stupidity. I’m afraid that’s never gonna change :(

      • Nobody
        Nobody says:
        July 1, 2013 at 2:14 pm #

        Never going to happen. The people who say things like that are not doing it because women on the internet are rare. They do it because they think it makes them cool. Same goes for posting ‘FIRST’ in comments or on sites that use photo notes claiming ‘MINE’ on the boobs and crotches of any women.

        Much like other types of bigot comments they will be around as long as we have idiots who want to make themselves look cool by being an ass.

  2. Kendrick Royal
    Kendrick Royal says:
    July 1, 2013 at 6:30 pm #

    Why'd you tag this as Call of Duty? The comic mentions that their playing TF2

  3. Steven Napierski
    Steven Napierski says:
    July 1, 2013 at 6:53 pm #

    Mistake on my part. Since I mentioned Call of Duty in the post, I had it on my mind when I added the tags.

  4. Bryan Woods
    Bryan Woods says:
    July 1, 2013 at 7:04 pm #

    And then they probably pitched a fit for losing and blamed her. If only she'd called out that the sentry was down. If only.

  5. Triaxx2
    Triaxx2 says:
    July 1, 2013 at 3:56 pm #

    I admit that while I’m not strictly guilty of this sort of thing, I do get surprised when I find out one of the players I’m playing with is female. It’s annoying that it does surprise me, because I know many of the players are female. I do also find it frustrating when people do that sort of thing because it’s perpetuating a negative stereotype.

  6. Rachel Faulkner
    Rachel Faulkner says:
    July 1, 2013 at 8:46 pm #

    This is sadly very accurate. Pokemon Online wouldn't leave me alone the one time I admitted my gender, and my whole WoW server treated me like a moron. I never admit to being female anymore if possible.

  7. freakpants
    freakpants says:
    July 2, 2013 at 12:49 am #

    Still a better lovestory than HIMYM. Or at least much more to the point :D

  8. Callback
    Callback says:
    July 2, 2013 at 9:37 am #

    I can’t help but notice that her left hands are on the arrow keys… cuz dats wut reel gaemerz do, rite?

    • Callback
      Callback says:
      July 2, 2013 at 9:38 am #

      *left hand is, dammit. I’m too used to sites that let you edit or delete a typo post.

    • Zombat
      Zombat says:
      July 3, 2013 at 2:50 pm #

      Actually it looks like she’s using the numpad.

      I mean who the fuck uses the numpad for gaming, bet she’s probably playing TF2 on Linux.

  9. H3xx
    H3xx says:
    July 2, 2013 at 11:20 am #

    My sister puts on a sexy voice and begins taunting the other players. She wins more often than not because of this.

  10. Matthew Throatpuncher Webb
    Matthew Throatpuncher Webb says:
    July 2, 2013 at 10:29 pm #

    Actually, many years ago, I was playing call of duty modern warfare when I heard a woman on the other team in the lobby say something. My team immediately told her to get back in the fucking kitchen and treated her like shit. She ended up having the highest score on her team and I added her to my friends list, ended up playing cod and gears together for about 2 years with her and her all girl team she was on. Made some friends I got to meet IRL and one of them is my best friend 6 years later.

    TL:DR I chose to treat a woman online like an ADULT and made a lot of friends because of it.

  11. Philippe Carpentier
    Philippe Carpentier says:
    July 2, 2013 at 11:36 pm #

    I0I Fr1endz 1z for n00bs !

  12. Lacey Long
    Lacey Long says:
    July 3, 2013 at 1:13 pm #

    This is a sad fact.
    I either get "omg, you're so a 12 year old boy" and get treated like crap or what is seen above…

  13. Jeremy Dean
    Jeremy Dean says:
    July 3, 2013 at 2:10 pm #

    far too true. I have a few girl gamers on my psn list. they all complain of this treatment. been in alot of stupid arguments over it online. people suck.

  14. Javier A Munoz
    Javier A Munoz says:
    July 4, 2013 at 4:41 am #

    see men are like the seagulls from finding nemo xD