An Honest Way to End a Boring Conversation [ COMIC ]
A more effective solution is to exclaim to the boring person, “Hey, look at the time.” And then when they look at the time, you hit them over the head with a metal folding chair, steal their wallet, and run like hell. I think I’ve used that tactic at least three times this week. The key is to hit them just right, as to knock out all of their short term memory. Super effective!