Seriously, New Super Mario Bros. 2 in a nutshell.
You know, when Wario is all about getting the money, there’s no love. But when it’s “everyone’s favorite plumber”, it’s just fine. Nintendo nepotism at it’s finest.
Poor Wario, he never does get any love :<
Is that a giant golden Homer Simpson reference? Fun :)
“Mario went on to open an orphanage with all that gold. Now don’t you feel like a dick?”
“♫♪only shooting stars break the mo-o-old!♪♫”
God damn it now I have that song stuck in my head FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
AND NOW THE VOICES ARE SINGING ALONG MAKE IT STOP!!!