“Look on the bright side, it can’t get any worse…I guess except if you fail. But other than that, it’s all good.”
Well, because that timeline DOES exist, he did fail at least once.
Also; I’d change the “you were raised by a tree” one (cuz he already knows that, so it’s kinda redundant) to “And yes, Saria and the other Kokori girls still count as illegal.”
Would the Kokori even know what a mother is? Who spawned them?? Wind Waker implies they’re plants/spirits, but…
omg lolololololo lpis c vrais en plus xD.